Sunday, 7 January 2007

WAG's Profile

Name? Laura Lee

Partner? Phil 'Big Time' Kelsey


Occupation? Ahem, Student..and Superdrug slave!

Where did you first meet? In the glorious beer garden of Trebles for Singles!

How long have you been together? 1 Year and 8 months :)

3 words that best describe your partner? Charismatic, Genuine, Determined..

What is your favourite shop? Topshop or Warehouse

Do you like football? No i'm allergic to football!

Who wears the trousers in your relationship? Phil wears the trousers...I pick the colour!

Is he a y fronts or boxers man? Designer boxers obviously...

How many Welton games have you seen? A measley 3 or 4 I think?

Which is your favourite game you have seen? The Past vs. Present game, mainly because of the amount of alcohol consumed afterwards!

How many other Welton players can you name? Will Carter, Tom Bowie, Dan Carlisle, Alex Munn, Ryan Ottewell........and I think that's only because of their girlfriends!! It's a poor effort!

Who is your favourite Welton player other than your partner? I love how Will rocks the trends almost as well as my Phil does!! ;-)

Does he have any secrets he wouldn’t want the other lads to know? He sits down to pee.....gets his back waxed, and uses tea tree cleansing wipes every morning......but I don't think the man has any shame!!!

Sunday morning down the Social or Shopping? Shopping, I wouldn't be a Wag if I said anything other!


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Name? Nina Sharpe

Partner? Tom Bowey

Occupation? Estate Agent

Where did you first meet? In L town with the famous goo and moo

How long have you been together?. 9 whole months

3 words that best describe your partner? Man City Lover

Does he have any annoying habits? Yeah taking up the whole bed and nearly pushing me out and when he comes to see me he always greets the dog before me!

What is your favourite shop? Topshop of course

Do you like football? I actually sadly love it

Who wears the trousers in your relationship? Unfortunatly thomas... Not for long though.

Is he a y fronts or boxers man? Spandex thongs

How many Welton games have you seen? Absolutely tons, its the wags time to gossip and drink champagne isn't it Paige?...

Which is your favourite game you have seen? Paiges birthday by far! Champers all round!

How many other Welton players can you name? Well well there's to many when u say both 1st and reserves let's see... Big time, gary, brad, mr munn, drabble, ryan, jodie, boww of course, chezzy, goo, scott, storksss, tom wilko, ross and I could go on and on..

Who is your favourite Welton player other than your partner? Bradley of course although he doesn't believe me

Does he have any secrets he wouldn’t want the other lads to know? That he secretly fancys james drabble? Or is everyone aware of that ? Nahh I'm sure he has some secrets but I'm not going to tell you them am I haha

Sunday morning down the Social or Shopping? Silly question sunday down the social

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Name:Eileen Taylor

Partner: Big Al Taylor

Occupation? housewife

where did you first meet? At a boys brigade dance in Paisley.

how long have you been with your partner? 41 years

3 words that best describe your partner?kind,caring,loving

Does he have any bad habits? Yes,he eats too many garden peas which brings unpleasant after effects

What is your favourite shop? Marks and Spencer

Do you like football? Yes

Who wears the trousers in your relationship? Me

Is he a y fronts or boxers man? Neither…..he prefers briefs

How Many Welton games have you seen? hundreds

What is your favourite game? first winning cup final at Sincil Bank

How many Welton players can you name? most of them

Who is your favourite Welton player? Got to say Ross James haven't I, and Will

Does he have any secrets he wouldn’t want the other lads to know? On holiday in Cyprus a few years ago he couldn't help himself when he saw a pole on the dance floor of a bar we were in and gave an impromptu pole dance for everyone.

Sunday morning down the social or shopping? Social



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Name?
Kaylee Rymer

Partner?
Dan Carlile

Occupation?
Product Design Student

Where did you first meet?
At the bar I used to work at although later found out we actually worked at Tescos together aswell.

How long have you been together?
2years and abit.

3 words that best describe your partner?
Cheeky, Kind, Generous

Does he have any annoying habits?
He likes to pick his nose and show me what he finds in their.

What is your favourite shop?
ASOS

Do you like football?
Yes and no

Who wears the trousers in your relationship?
Me

Is he a y fronts or boxers man?
Neither hes a comando man

How many Welton games have you seen?
Every week without fail. Unless im working

Which is your favourite game you have seen?
The one where Jody got his head bust open. Sorry but it was epic

How many other Welton players can you name?
alex, ryan, brad, stu, moley, ross, luke, scott, phil, tom, will, jamie, ronnie, lee, daley, scally, dan,

Who is your favourite Welton player other than your partner?
Lee because of the banter that comes out of his mouth to the oppositions at matches

Does he have any secrets he wouldn’t want the other lads to know about?
He gives me toe nails as presentS and he likes the smell of his toe nails after hes clipped them. Im so lucky!

Sunday morning down the Social or Shopping?
Social


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Name?
Jenna Howe

Partner?
Leigh Warman

Occupation?
Student- Primary Education at Notts

Where did you first meet?
In year 5 at school, but since Leigh doesn’t remember me I guess at our lovely workplace… Costcutters!

How long have you been together?
A year very very soon :)

3 words that best describe your partner?
Sweet, caring and hilarious!

Does he have any annoying habits?
He fidgets ALL the time

What is your favourite shop?
H&M, New look, Topshop

Do you like football?
Yesssss.. I’m still trying to convert Leigh to Man U

Who wears the trousers in your relationship?

Me! Definitely!

Is he a y fronts or boxers man?
Boxers

How many Welton games have you seen?
Umm… next question please…

Which is your favourite game you have seen?


How many other Welton players can you name?
Only a few from the stories Leigh tells and my odd trips for a drink… Will, Alex, Moley, Bowey, Ross

Who is your favourite Welton player other than your partner?
I don’t really know, I think I need to start being a better girlfriend and come to a few games first

Does he have any secrets he wouldn’t want the other lads to know?
Maybe :p
He is more scared of his mummy than anyone else in the world, and I have known him have his hair done in beautiful pig tails not too long ago! (Sorry Leigh)

Sunday morning down the Social or Shopping?!
I prefer staying all comfy in bed!

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Name? Paige Bingham

Partner? Ryan Ottewell

Occupation? accounts assistant

Where did you first meet? well technically town in good old shitzy ritzy!!!

How long have you been together?. 8-9 months

3 words that best describe your partner? gorgeous, funny, football!!!!

Does he have any annoying habits? yes! leaving all his wardrobe doors open! and can i say he has 5 wardrobes in his room and complains about not having clothes!

What is your favourite shop? topshop/all saints

Do you like football? yeh i enjoy the social side of it on sunday mornings anyway!

Who wears the trousers in your relationship? he would say him but I obviously say me!

Is he a y fronts or boxers man? Boxers all the way! Y fronts are so last year!!!

How many Welton games have you seen? Quite a few since I’ve been with him I have missed 2-3

Which is your favourite game you have seen? Ermmm .... maybe my birthday! champagne on the side line!

How many other Welton players can you name? Bowey, Ronnie, moley, carter, scott, alex, dan, gary, mayhem, ross, luke, brad, stu, lee

Who is your favourite Welton player other than your partner? Bowey or Ronnie!
Does he have any secrets he wouldn’t want the other lads to know? He isn’t actually ryan ottewell!

Sunday morning down the Social or Shopping? Social on a Sunday! Maureen’s spread is lush!


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Name? jess Mcclean

Partner? Alex Munn

Occupation? i serve food. ive served daly breakfast, that was a highlight.

Where did you first meet? in turkey.

How long have you been together? 9 months.

3 words that best describe your partner? ridiculously good looking.

Does he have any annoying habits? picking his nose. he also likes to clean, a bit OCD. thats fun.

What is your favourite shop? topshop.

Do you like football? if andre arshavin or jimmy bullard are playing, who wouldnt like football.

Who wears the trousers in your relationship? unfortunatley alex.

Is he a y fronts or boxers man? boxers.

How many Welton games have you seen? too many. im a huge fan.

Which is your favourite game you have seen? the game that alex got sick in the middle of the pitch a few times.

How many other Welton players can you name?
ryan, dan, brad, bowey, james, gary, lee, stu, phil, scott, moley, jonsey, will, luke, scott, ross, neil.

Who is your favourite Welton player other than your partner? Bowey (especially when he throws his shirt off in a fit of rage because he 'thought the match was over.')

Does he have any secrets he wouldn’t want the other lads to know?
YEAH!! once we were getting uhmm cosy and i pulled down the duvet and he was wearing my knickers, 'as a joke.' it was pretty funny to be fair. infact he quite likes wearing my clothes. he likes glee. he got a warm fuzzy feeling when westlife and boyzone performed together and strangley knew all the words. should i be worried?!

Sunday morning down the Social or Shopping? Social. hands down. you cant beat those tuna sandwiches


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Name? - Millie Charlotte Dowker

Partner? William Edward Carter

Occupation? Student

where did you first meet? In the streets of Lincoln Town! Where else!!!

How long have you been together? 7 months

3 words that best describe your partner? (He's more than three) Gorgeous, Trustworthy and Funny !

does he have any annoying habits? Not annoying but he has a habit of flinching loads in his sleep and always eats one pathetic wheatabix for breakfast?

Your Favourite shop? You mean Shops!! All Saints, Topshop, Zara, H&M ,Office ooo the list is endless!

Do you like Footbal? I do ...Nottingham Forrest (now i have my own shirt) and I like Watching Willy play when the weathers good!

Who wears the Trousers? Will, I prefer wearing leggings.

Pants or boxers? Neither (unless he is playing football he wears those uba uba tight boxers)

How many Welton games have you seen? Just the one, Its too cold to stand on the side line getting soaked when I could be snuggled up in bed!!

Favourite game? I am still waiting for it.. hopefully this summer!
Other Welton Players? - Tom, Bow Wow, Joe, Scott, Luke, James, Neil, Alex, Ross etc , etc, etc Is that it?

Favourite Welton player other than your partner? Tom Wilkinson or Tom Bowey ( I love there girlfriends! )

Does he have any Secrets he wouldn’t want the other lads to know? He has a kid called Ethan, I am not telling you his secrets because then they wouldn't be secrets silly!

Sunday morning down the Social or shopping? Now that's a bit of a silly question! Shopping, Ive been told the Social is strictly for Maureen and the lads! The messages I receive on a Sunday night clearly prove a lot of alcohol has been consmed by Wombat too!
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Name? - Samantha Chesman

Partner? - Jamie Chesman
Occupation? - Lincs Police
where did you first meet? - Black Bull, Welton on a blind date!
How long have you been together? - 4 years
3 words that best describe your husband? - Competitive, competitive, competitive
does he have any annoying habits? - falling to sleep on toilet or the kitchen table when drunk!
Favourite shop? - Tack Box
Do you like Footbal? - Yes it's ok if it's a big team playing.
who wears the Trousers? - Me of course!
Pants or boxers? - Boxers
How many Welton games have you seen?- 3 finals told you I only liked big games.
Favourie game? - Uuuummmm one of the two you won
Other Welton Players? - Will, Ross, Luke, Simon, Ossi & of course Jamie
Favourite Welton player - You of course Will
Secrets? - Can't think of any!
Sunday morning? - Neither, riding the horse.


Firstly, Hello, What is your name?

Charlotte Green
Who is your partner?

Mole/ James Mulhall


What is your occupation?


Teacher



Where did you first meet?



We used to work together a long time ago at Argos but we were never really friends and then bumped into each other one night in town.


How long have you been together?



About seven years



Three words you would use to best decribe your partner?



Kind, generous, quite funny I suppose!



does he have any annoying habits?



Not really, only snoring after a lot to drink. He is also fussy about what he eats. he also leaves great big piles of soil around the garden.



Favourite shop?



Oasis, Monsoon, warehouse and of course Primark! Most really!



Do you like football?


Not really. I sometimes watch if its on TV and I have been to Villa a few times.
Who wears the trousers in your relationship?
Me!


Is he a Y-Fronts or Boxers man?



Boxers, I dont think he has a pair of Y- Fronts. I will go and check now!


How many games have you come to watch last season?



Sorry- none. But I do read the website to keep up to date and James tells me the games when he gets home.

Which was your favourite game? (if more than one)



All of them sound really good!


Can you name as many Welton players as possible?


Will, Scott, Alex, Neil, Ross



Favourite Welton player except your partner?



Not sure I’ve only met about two, but I will say Will.


Thing that your partner would least want the lads to know?



That he is always cleaning. He wears his football shorts and pink rubber gloves!



Sunday morning down the social club or shopping?



Shopping!






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Firstly, Hello, What is your name


Lauren 'Mrs Mayhem' Mumby


Who is your partner?


Matt 'Mayhem' Wilkinson


What is your occupation?


Homeless Families Project Worker


Where did you first meet?


Well, at his house years ago but he can't remember (clearly I made an impression) so I don't think that counts! At The Bottle and Glass in Scothern.


How long have you been together?


3 years and 9 months


Three words you would use to best decribe your partner?


Funny, gorgeous, trustworthy(and friendly and outgoing too if they're allowed?)


Favourite shop?


Oasis and Warehouse-sorry you can't ask a girl to only choose one shop, there's so many! Ooh and Faith and Topshop and Karen Millen and Accessorize . . .


Do you like football?


In moderation, not as much as Matt would like me to like it!


Who wears the trousers in your relationship?


I think I do but I'm sure he thinks he does


Is he a Y-Fronts or Boxers man?


Boxers definitely.


How many games have you come to watch last season?


Erm maybe 5 or 6 ish. None this season yet.


Which was your favourite game? (if more than one)


The one at Sincil Bank


Do you like Big Al's new 3-5-2 formation or prefer the tradditional 4-4-2 formation?


Is it very wrong to admit they all look the same? Can't you play 3-4-3?As long as Matt gets to play in goal, does it matter?


Can you name as many Welton players as possible?


Matt, Tom Wilkinson,Will Carter, Simon and Luke Clifford, Ronnie, Joe Drabble, Scott Coupland, Ross, Jaz/ Dhinny, Neil/Stocksy, Sam Gordon, Daly, Moley, Mark/Twiggy, Brewer, Jonesy, Ryan Ottewell, Richard/Westie, Brewer, Tom Bowie, although I don't know that all these still play.Can I count Big Al, Clive Wilkinson and Lee Coupland too?


Favourite Welton player except your partner?


If I can't say Matt, I'll have to say Tom (Wilkinson)


Are you impressed with Simon Clifford's success with the ladies?


Yes of course, who wouldn't be?!


Thing that your partner would least want the lads to know?


Erm, when he's had a drink, he likes to go and give his Mum and Dad a hug in bed. Although, you probably already know that?


Sunday morning down the social club or shopping?


Neither, Horse riding or Hollyoaks omnibus (Sorry!)


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Firstly, Hello, What is your name?




Jenny Constable




Who is your partner?




Tom Wilkinson








What is your occupation?




Student...im studying english language and linguistics




Where did you first meet?




Bank holiday in the mighty Newcastle, it involved lots of drink, Tommy dragging probably two very unwilling participants (Will and James), to Players bar on the hunt for me!




How long have you been together?








1 whole year :)




Three words you would use to best decribe your partner?




CANNY, FUNNY, and although its technically more than 3...drop dead GORGEOUS!!




Favourite shop?








I get told off for admitting this...but, Primark. All Saints if i could afford it like.




Do you like football?




I like Tom, and he plays football....does that count?!?




Who wears the trousers in your relationship?




I'd like to say me, but thats really not true, Tom does...cant believe I just admitted that! :(




Is he a Y-Fronts or Boxers man?




Boxers, except on a Sunday, for safety reasons during footie apparently?!




How many games have you come to watch last season?




Ooow kind of a few...1 away, at least 2 or 3 home games and the biggie at Lincoln City.




Which was your favourite game? (if more than one)




The cup one. I got to wear a WAGs t-shirt...good times :) haha.




Do you like Big Al's new 3-5-2 formation or prefer the tradditional 4-4-2 formation?








Apparently I've never actually seen the 4-4-2 formation so I couldnt possibly comment fairly. I'd quite like to see a 4-3-3 formation though??




Can you name as many Welton players as possible?




Matt Wilkinson, Will Carter, James and Joe Drabble, Bowey but he doesnt play anymore right?! Stocksey, Luke and Simon Clifford, Ross...co, Sut-dog, Joe Snookes, Jaz, Scotty Coupland, Ryan Ottewell...do i get extra points for knowing the self appointed physio clive wilkinson?? or extra points for knowing first and second names??? NO!




Favourite Welton player except your partner?




Will amuses me on a sunday morning when he plays clearly still under the influence from the night before...but i think Scotty plays well, him and Tom seem to work together in some way...god im so clueless!




Are you impressed with Simon Clifford's success with the ladies?




erm....outstanding son?!




Thing that your partner would least want the lads to know?




That when he was little he cut up his BRAND NEW liverpool shirt so it would fit his teddy bear, he got his pocket money taken off him as a result...the cutest thing ever in my opinion!! Although I dont know whether the embarassing thing about that is that he owned a Liverpool shirt?!




Sunday morning down the social club or shopping?




I'm more of a stay in bed and sleep in the mornings kind of a girl!





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CAREY TOYNE













Firstly, Hello, What is your name?




Carey Toyne







Who is your partner?







Sam Gordon







What is your occupation?







Business Support Assistant







Where did you first meet?







School, altogether now ahh







How long have you been together?







2 Years







Three words you would use to best decribe your partner?







Funny, kind and gorgeous obviously.







Favourite shop?







Not clothes related but Treatz at Centre Parcs - Yum







Do you like football?







Yes, If I didn't like it I wouldn't have come 2nd in Fantasy Football







Who wears the trousers in your relationship?







Hmm me??







Is he a Y-Fronts or Boxers man?







Definately Boxers







How many games have you come to watch last season?







Not many but just about every game the season before.







Which was your favourite game? (if more than one)







The final - as Sam hit the bar from miles away.







Do you like Big Al's new 3-5-2 formation or prefer the tradditional 4-4-2 formation?







Either way I have to sometimes question Big Al's tactical knowledge!







Can you name as many Welton players as possible?







Sam, Neil, Luke, Simon, Ronnie, Joe, Twiggy, Matt Wilko, Wilko, Bowey, Will, Scott, Ross, Brewer, Daly, Wardy, Rash, Jaz, Moley







Favourite Welton player except your partner?







Twiggy







Are you impressed with Simon Clifford's success with the ladies?







I am not aware of any!







Thing that your partner would least want the lads to know?







I can't honestly think of anything.







Sunday morning down the social club or shopping?







Neither!!








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