FINALLY TOM WILKINSON HAS PUT AN END TO ALL THE SPECULATION AND SIGNED ON THE DOTTED LINE INFRONT OF AROUND 32 PEOPLE IN THE CLUB! THE DOGGED MIDFIELDER RECENTLY NICKNAMED SPIDERMAN BY HIS TEAM MATES FOR HIS SNAZZY TRAINING ETIRE PUT PEN TO PAPER ON A ONE YEAR DEAL. BROTHER MATT HOWEVER HAS JOINED CONTRACT REBELS JAMES DRABBLE AND THE MOLE BY STALLING CONTRACT TALKS FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER WEEK. IT IS THOUGHT THAT WILKINSON WILL BE FIT TO MAKE HIS COMPETATIVE DEBUT AT HOME TO GREENBANK IN 2 MONTHS TIME.
JAZ DHINDSA HAS ALSO SIGNED A ONE YEAR DEAL WITH WSSCFC, THIS SIGNING HAS BEEN DUBBED AS VERY SREWED BY THE MEDIA AFTER NEWS BROKE OUT OF MATT GORDONS PENDING EXIT. BIG AL WAS HOWEVER QUICK TO DISPELL ANY RUMOURS THAT JAZ DHINDSA HAS RECENTLY ATTENDED RE-HAB FOR A '3 BARRELS' ADDICTION.
IN OTHER NEWS WILL CARTER HAS MANAGED TO SALVAGE A YEARS EXTENTION TO HIS CONTRACT. HE HAS HOWEVER BEEN ORDER TO PAY A £6 FINE FOR A MITRE CALCIO HE SENT INTO ORBIT DURING THE LAST PRE SEASON TRAINING SESSION. CARTER IMMIDIATELY CELEBRATED HIS CONTRACT EXTENTION IN CUSTOMARY STYLE WITH A PINT OF 'CLUB' FOSTERS.