Monday, 16 July 2007

TOP BOYS DEMAND LOYALTY!!


AFTER A RECENT ARTICLE IN THE WELTON NEWS SPECULATION HAS BEEN CAST UPON THE FUTURE OF CONTRACT REBELS JAMES MULHALL AND JAMES DRABBLE. BOTH PLAYERS HAVE STALLED TALKS AND HAVE BEEN ABSENT FROM PRE SEASON TRAINING SESSIONS.

COACH JOHN STANHAM SAID 'THEY'RE LIKE YOUNG THRUSHES, ALL GOB AND ARSE! I THINK THIS LACK OF LOYALTY IS UNACCEPTABLE, AFTER ALL MY LACK OF A FLAG HANDED JAMES DRABBLE AT LEAST 5 GOALS LAST SEASON!!!'

BIG AL ADDED 'AYE, THIS LACK OF TRAINING ISN'T ONLY BAD FOR FITNESS BUT ALSO FOR SPAR MISCELLANEOUS, ANYMORE OF THIS WILL MEAN NO WATER ON MATCH DAYS, I'M ALREADY FED UP OF THE LADS IN PARTICULAR RONNIE NOT PUTTING THE BOTTLES BACK IN THE HOLDERS!'

FINALLY JACK SMILED AND NODDED BUT WAS TOO BUSY PRACTISING GIVING CHANGE FROM £3 INSTEAD OF £2.50!