Saturday, 12 June 2010

Mole ready for “impossible task”.

Welton S&SC have fired the first shot in the battle for the 2010/11 Premier League title by sending James Mulhall to GE Rustons training. Mulhall has been sent in as a mole to try and recover information on GE Rustons Summer transfer policies and tactics for next season. Some say he has been set an "impossible task" - trying to avoid detection as a mole while being called The Mole.

Mulhall, who was born in Welton and is a Villa fan, will be set secret missions and have to train undetected - despite his "giveaway" name. If he's discovered by the GE Rustons men heaven only knows what fate could await him at the hands of the Wilkinson Brothers.

“It is a dangerous task” said Mulhall

“But it is one I am very much looking forward to”

“Not many people know this but my nickname The Mole actually has nothing to do with my surname, I actually spent four years as an under cover agent for the Welton Police infiltrating local gangs disguising myself as a hooded yob so my stealth skills will serve me well.”

“As Secreatary for the Club I was more than happy to volunteer to go behind enemy lines and as my idol Spiderman would say, With great Power comes great responsibility.”