Friday, 6 August 2010

The Cat gets the cream

Will ‘The cat’ Carter has sparked huge speculation that the consortium Cat and mole that he created with James Mulhall may dispand after he incredibly scooped the open the box jackpot again.

Carter branded Mulhall who is currently holidaying in warmer climes “a hindrance”.

“I do all the work in this syndicate! It’s my ticket that gets drawn out every week and its me that goes up and uses my skill and judgement to select which key I can use to collect the loot.”

Carters astonishing run of good fortune shocked everyone in attendance in the Players lounge at Social Park and again vicious whispers of a fix started to circulate around the bar.

“It’s ridiculous!” said Tid

“He’s won the bugger 5 times now and last night my wife even told him what number to pick. I am shocked to my very core.”

Mulhall who as of yet has been unavailable for comment must surely be furious with his fortunate partner after the duo’s syndicate were drawn out to open the same box three weeks ago only for carter to select the wrong key which Carter admits he did to build the jackpot up and pick his moment to pounce on the box when the Mole was out of the Country.

“I’ll admit it. I fixed it the other Week.” laughed Carter

“I knew that it couldn’t be the same key four times in a row so I sold the Mole down the river.”

“When it comes to selecting the correct key I am the master and I never get it wrong, which I think you will find is a fact!”

“I’m sick of that leach sponging off me.” Said Carter

“My winnings would be nearer two grand if it wasn’t for him!”

“I would also like to wish the Mole a very enjoyable Holiday.”
Worrying times for Cat and Mole