Marvel the people behind cult heroes Spiderman and the X men have announced that they intend to make a comic book about shamed Welton S&SC player Jaz Dhindsa. The comic is to be titled the drunken wonder and the stories will follow Dhindsa on various drunken quests across the UK.
Marvel writers will be stationed in various bars around Newcastle next Friday night as the Social clubs resident alcoholic makes his way North for Emma Fosters Birthday celebrations. The writers will be on the look out for Dhindsas actions that could be used as the Drunken Wonders super powers.
These are expected to include wrestling, dancing and super human bladder capacity.
A spokesman for Marvel said
We are really excited about the Drunken Wonder project because the Comic will be based on the real life adventures of Jaz Paul.”
“We believe that this project will run for a long time because you just never know what Jaz is going to do when he is under the influence.”
“All we know is that readers can expect to go through every range of emotions from fear to joy and from laughter to anger.”